Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Evangelical Right Quiz?

So how do you rate?



The Evangelical Right Quiz



Test Your Knowledge



1. True or False: George W. Bush declared June 10 to be "Jesus Day" when he was Governor of Texas.



a) True



b) False



2. True or False, Ted Haggard, head of the National Association of Evangelicals, has a "Vote for Pedro" bumper sticker on his truck, from the film Napoleon Dynamite.



a) True



b) False



3. Which of the following posters can be found in disgraced Congressman, Tom Delay's work office?



a) White Snake performing a show at the Hampton Coliseum in '86



b) The Coors Light twins



c) A rapture poster with the words: "This Could Be The Day"



d) An original Teen Wolf 2 movie poster signed by Jason Bateman



4. Choose the item that James Dobson WAS NOT beaten and/or disciplined with by his mother, according to his book Dare to Discipline:



a) Straps and buckles



b) A girdle



c) A shoe



d) Tongs



e) Twigs and branches



5. Which of the following is a book in the Old Testament?



a) The Gospel of Yoland



b) Malakadiah



c) The Early Years: Arks, Floods, Tablets, and a Naked Chick in Paradise



d) Reagan



e) Haggai



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

I scored a 7, I am not intelligently designed.



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

Life getting a little boring for you?



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

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The Evangelical Right Quiz?

1. True or False: George W. Bush declared June 10 to be "Jesus Day" when he was Governor of Texas.



a) True



b) False - I don't want it to be true - because he would look more stupid if he does that.



2. True or False, Ted Haggard, head of the National Association of Evangelicals, has a "Vote for Pedro" bumper sticker on his truck, from the film Napoleon Dynamite.



Who cares !



3. Which of the following posters can be found in disgraced Congressman, Tom Delay's work office?



Performance from Boss on the Cross



4. Choose the item that James Dobson WAS NOT beaten and/or disciplined with by his mother, according to his book Dare to Discipline:



Who cares !



5. Which of the following is a book in the Old Testament?



The Gospel of Satan !



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

You put alot of work into that! Time for breakfast?



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

According to the website I am destined for rapture! Which is funny because I'm hindu...



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

I didn't score 100%, can I still be a religious right?



There are more important things to me than trivia about other Christians.



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

huh?



The Evangelical Right Quiz?

I scored a 9.



Jesus Day??? Damn, that guy is an idiot!

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