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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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oh my gosh! this is so old! lol

i already knew the answers... and how come you didn't let us answer? = )

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One of my friends told me this already

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he hehe, I've heard this before and its one of my favorites!

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That was funny.. thanks for the laugh!

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Sorry to say i have read this before.

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Put the giraffe into the fridge.

Stuff the elephant in together with it.

Don't swim across?

Haha, these answers are too funny.

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okay, this one is to be filed under Silly Questions. When someone asks what's the silliest question asked on this forum yours qualifies.

teehee.

luv it.

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cool little test...and i got all answers right.... yae meeeeeeeeee.

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i don't think that is a good managerial test. The first time i heard that a 12 year old girl told me. And she told it kinda funny. And then she ended with "and why did the girl fall off the swing?" "cause she didn't have any arms"

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i miss this one :) im giving u a star! hah

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:D

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well i said you chop the giraffe into little pieces, who has ever heard of a giraffe sized refrigerator? but after that i got 3 out of 3. woohoo, do i get the job?

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I've never heard it before. I'll admit I didn't get any right, and I'm a deputy manager. That either:

a)explains why I'm only deputy, or

b)means I should resign tomorrow

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That is brilliant. Have a star,you've made me chuckle!!

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You would never need this rubbish in real life.

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aww wow that is funny as h*ll! I hope you don't mind if i send it in my email.

I'll give it a star!

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I got all the lot wrong, am hot and angrily bothered, so I'm off to spend the evening in my fridge.

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lol omg i got them all wrong. i like this quiz. im gonna use it to my friends thanx :)

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Never heard of this one before, but boy was it funny. You have me laughing my head off. Thanks so much for that. lol

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Ooookayyyyyyyyy

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ok

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I've took this quiz before

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Hahahahahaha!!

That is so good, I've never heard that before and I feel like a real thicko because I didn't get one right!

A great big star for you matey!

xxx

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i already heard all of these. you should have given us a chanch to answer

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thats been posted 7 times since friday last week..

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Great quiz, hilarious!!

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i'm liking that hun

s.t.a.r.

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Nice Joke. made me laugh. HEHEHE. Here's a star. make some more.

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an old one, but still funny.

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i liked it

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lol fooled me anyway!